Hello world

So, first of all, somebody tried to kill me, but that's not the reason I'm writing this.
The reason I'm writing this is because I sat down with Wendy the other day and told her the whole story and, well, I just happened to realize that it's kind of funny and would make for a nice reading. Most of you will think by the time you've read the first couple of chapters that this is a work of fiction, and you're welcome to think that. It will be safer for you, you know?
So, seeing as I already started this thing in extrema res, I can drop a couple of spoilers to catch your attention and build awareness of a few important terms:
-dodamage.de is no longer active.
-I still don't know who airtagged my door or if they're still around.
-Wendy is still alive.
-My brother is still alive, I think, though I will attend his funeral later on.
-"mecenas" means patron of the arts in Spanish, I wasn't aware of this when everything was happening, but I understand now why he got that nickname.


Now, I'm a tech-head and love everything 3.0, however, due to clarity reasons, I need to explain that all entries in this blog have been retrodated, this means that I've been setting the date earlier and earlier for each new entry, so the reading will became lineal, this means that this is the first entry you will read and yesterday's will be the next and so on. Seems confusing? You just need to scroll down and press Older Posts when you finish reading this page, so there you go.